The Life of a Wife

I've seen this before, but it's still very funny (thanks, Sam, for making me laugh...again!!):

Three women had lunch. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for over 20 years.

As women do, they were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by wearing a black leather bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. The women agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's what happened.

The Engaged Woman: The other night my fiance came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.

The Mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we made love all night long.

The Wife: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batwoman?"