After sitting through yet another halftime “show” at a Dallas Mavericks basketball game, I realized that David Letterman needs to start a new segment: Stupid People Tricks.
After all, his Stupid Animal Tricks showcase animals doing tricks that you’d never imagine anyone taking the time to teach.
The Dallas Mavericks have already featured several acts that I’d nominate for inclusion on the inaugural Stupid People Tricks show:
- A man who can contort his body through a toilet seat.
- A couple who can completely change their clothing in less than a second.
- A woman who can stand on her hands and bend her body at a right angle.
- A father who can juggle his family members using his feet.
- A unicyclist that shoots baskets.
More than once I’ve turned to Kelly and said:
When do you think they first thought, “Hey - look at this weird thing I can do! You know, I bet I could make money doing this.”
Um, Letterman does have a segment appropriately called "Stupid Human Tricks"...
ReplyDeleteHe needs to pay me royalties for my great idea.
ReplyDelete(Can you tell I go to bed early and never watch Letterman anymore?)
I was going to say the same thing. Someone needs to watch a little more tv. lol
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