First up, Ben. Lover of laps, stalker of soft spots, hoarder of the ottoman, bed, warm laundry and the space between the pillows on the back of the sofa:
And contestant number two, Bridget. Difficult to please, hard to resist. She has perfected the art of sleeping with a paw over her face and balancing her weight so she doesn't feel like a sack of potatoes in your lap. Also a stalker of laundry, sunny spots on the floor and spare ankles.
Clearly Bridget hasn't brought her A game today. Eyes open, she gives the distinct impression that she's irritated to find the judges inspecting her form. Points will be lost for this obvious show of contempt.
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CONGRATULATIONS, Ben! You are {once again - and every time, for that matter} the winner of today's Laziest Furball On The Planet Award.
Stop looking at me like that. My lap is not available.
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