I Did. How About You?

Have you ever had one of "those" days?

• Deadline x1 becomes deadline x3
• "Could you help with this? Shouldn't take but a few minutes..." Which it doesn't. Which it never has, in the history of mankind, by the way.
• Printer breaks.
• Email breaks.
• The person you must get a signature from isn't in town.
• You realize that you have two meetings scheduled for the same time on the same day in different parts of town. Both are important.
• The two things you've been waiting over a month to receive both arrive, triggering a new must-do.
• The most persistent salesperson - and his cohort from another company - call you incessantly. All day.

It's enough to make me want to have one of these:

Bet you thought I was going to say this: