This Car is Dirty

That's what I told The Boy the other day.

Me: This car is dirty! We need to wash it.

Him: You're right. There's just not been time.

Me: I know. But it's ridiculous. It even looks like there's a coffee spill on the hood.

Him: A coffee spill?

Me: Yes! Can you believe it? I mean, how does that happen?

Him: I did that.

Me: What?

Him: I bought you a coffee the other day and it tipped over on the hood. I saw it spill and thought, oh well. The car is dirty anyway.