Why Are Your Hands Wet?

The Boy was harassing me while we were driving home, continually poking me in the side. In the midst of defensive maneuvers, I noticed that his hands felt strange.

Why are your hands wet? I asked.

They aren't wet! he said.

I guess cold hands can sometimes feel like wet hands. Whatever.

After he stopped mocking my cold/wet hand identification problems, he began to harass me again.

Stop it!!! I told him.

His response?

I can't. I'm trying to dry my hands.