What's a iGirl to iDo?

My iPhone is not functioning properly.

For a while now photos have a mysterious filmy filter appearance. (And it does me no good to be told to clean the phone - I've done that and it's not the problem.)

Now I can't put it to sleep via the sleep button. It simply won't work. No problem you say? Sure - it's not a problem unless I look at my phone on the train and then have to wait for it to naturally fall asleep, risking pocket dials and garbled phone texts.

I need a new phone.

Kelly says I need to learn to not drop my phone before I can have a new phone.

Whatever.

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