Excuse Me...

I returned to work from the holiday weekend and noticed that something was amiss on my desk:

My tape dispenser is missing.

My colleague has a habit of asking to borrow my tape dispenser, so I had a suspicion that he might know where the dispenser was hiding.

I was half right. He said he borrowed it, but forgot where he left it.

Now I'm having Milton from Office Space moment, obsessing about my tape dispenser.