Wrong Number

We were on the way home from a networking function last night when the boy's cell phone rang.

Hello?

**Pause**

No, I'm sorry. You have the wrong number.

Then he hung up and glanced at me.

Him: Well, that was definitely the wrong number.

Me: Really?

Him: Yes. When I answered, the voice on the other end said: "Dad?"

**Pause**

Him:

Yep, that was definitely a wrong number.

That's not a title I've earned yet.

I've worked for it, but I haven't earned it.