Now I Understand...

I've been complaining about the idiots on the road for some time now. It's not just the NASCAR-wanna-be's and red light runners that drive me crazy. I've actually had a person shout at me, over a loudspeaker system installed in his car, that they should have the right away to merge onto a 70-mph highway.

Ummm...no. On multiple fronts. (You tell me, since when does the interstate slow down for the merge lane? And since when is it ok to install a loudspeaker system on your car to terrorize other drivers!?!?)

Anyway, now I understand why there are so many idiots on the road. They are learning to drive at the School for Morons. Seriously. We stumbled upon the School while walking with friends the other week. They were quite clear in their advertising. See for yourself!

1. The School for Morons offers payment plans for its $150 tuition. It's not clear if students have to pay when they fail or not.


2. It's also helpful to note that at the School for Morons, they don't serve teens alcohol. (Thank goodness!!)


3. Finally, the School for Morons wants you to know that they will teach you how to boost a car. Or jump start it. Whatever.

Lord help us all when the next graduating class hits the highway!