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Tuesday, April 8, 2014


Cleaning the oven is a project that will make you beg the Lord to stop punishing you from the sin of not cleaning the stove more often.

You will barter with the oven - promising to clean it more frequently if it will only get less gunky.

It will make you reconsider your life decisions, like choosing to forgo maid service to "do it yourself" instead.

The oven can do that to a person. Even if you use Fume-Free Easy Off.



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    1. Believe it or not - I've NEVER used the self-clean feature. Don't know how and am more than slightly afraid that my house will burn down if I do!