I hate mornings like this. I have obviously woken up on the "stupid" side of the bed.
I am forgetting things: Did I prepare our lunches? Where is my coffee cup? This is NOT the way to drive to the gas station.
I can't decide things: Brown pants or black? Sandals or heels? Email first or read the paper?
Even worse - I am prone to staring into space in order to collect my thoughts.
I was hoping two cups of strong Starbucks might help me, but now all I am is a slightly jittery stupid person.
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"now all I am is a slightly jittery stupid person"
ReplyDeletePerfect. Now you can run for public office.
Boy is that ever true!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Okay, sorry that was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAlthough it would be nice to wake up on one side of the bed. I usually get cat naps on the couch.
You can wake up on the wrong side of the sofa...
ReplyDelete"now all I am is a slightly jittery stupid person"
ReplyDeleteHey... caffeine is better than meth.
I do think Starbucks puts a little something special in their coffee.
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