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The Boy told me the best work story ever:

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Today was interesting at work. M- came into my office to say hi. She had on this really great blue outfit, but I noticed that she had a red string on the front of her shirt.

So I told her, You have a string on your ba...

Her: What?

I was having hard time thinking of the right word. Blouse? Shirt? B---? What was it - it wasn't what it sounded like.

Me: You have a string on your...your...

She looked down and noticed the string, laughed and said: I see what you were trying to say there.

I just replied: Red on blue! RED ON BLUE!!!

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Totally cracked me up (and still is). Wish I'd been there!!