Men in a Meat Coma

The Boy and a group of guy friends met up for a Dinner of Meat last week. {I'd probably been cooking too many veggies and he just.couldn't.take.it.any.more.}

The restaurant, a Brazilian all-the-meat-you-can-eat steakhouse, had painted Dinner for $14.95 on the building exterior.

When the bill arrived, The Boy noticed that they each were charged $17.95 for dinner. What's up with that? he asked the waiter.

Oh, yeah. The waiter replied. That's wrong. We need to change it.

Change what? asked The Boy. The sign or the bill?

We change the bill if anyone asks us to, said the waiter.

One of the guys in The Boy's group piped in, Well, I'm asking. In fact, we're all asking!

Who says that meat dulls the mind?!?